Thursday, October 25, 2007

How Moaist Government Works

How Moaist Government Works

Once upon a time the maoist government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a Jungle.
Prachanda said,"Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.
Then Prachanda said,"How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.

Then Prachanda said,"How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.

Then Prachanda said,"How are these people going to get paid?" So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people.

Then Prachanda said,"Who will be accountable for all of these people?" So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.

Then Prachanda said,"We have had this command in operation for one year and we are Rs. 18,00,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost." So they laid off the night watchman.

Then the Public People asked, "Why is the task cancelled"?
Then Prachanda said. "This is King Gyanendra's Plot."

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